I’ve been informed of numerous discussions regarding Christopher Nolan’s newest film, The Odyssey, and therefore, I arranged a private screening in the esteemed White House Theater, situated in the picturesque East Wing.
I had high expectations for the film, however, I found myself deeply disappointed by a specific scene early on, which prevented me from watching the entire movie.
There is a scene early on in the movie where Odysseus and his soldiers go into a cave, which happens to be the home of a giant Cyclops. The Cyclops eventually returns and when he does return you see that Nolan really twisted the look of the Cyclops to make it look like the eye is a giant vagina… Throughout the entire segment Odysseus never tried to grab that giant vagina not one single time.
How could Odysseus, a highly courageous and astute military leader, not attempt to grab that enormous vagina not one single time? I would not have hesitated to grab it so I shut the movie off in disgust and I called Elon to ask him to make a new version with me as the main character instead of Odysseus.
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